So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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