Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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