So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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