Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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