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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I think a kid would responsible me up
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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