How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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