How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Who died my cat blue again?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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