I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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