Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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