Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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