Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
from now on my penis is your penis
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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