Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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