S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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