Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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