she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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