Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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