You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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