This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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