She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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