JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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