I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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