bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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