bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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