I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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