I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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