Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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