Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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