We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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