OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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