hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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