i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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