the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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