can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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