I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Randomize
