just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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