Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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