Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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