So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
