Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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