wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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