I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
my poor anus
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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