My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
At least make sure they are 18
Why
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I deserve this hangover.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Randomize
