In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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