Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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