I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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