this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
