Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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