sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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