My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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