My friends, they love my intelligence
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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