He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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