I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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