well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I am available for nakedness
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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