He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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