He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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