What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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