can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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