I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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