I bet he comes in French.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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